Shortly after I sliced their son…
Not the nuts!
The party don’t start ‘till I walk in…
"Not getting that year back…"
I’ll leave my man cards by the door.
Planet cakes. Don’t pretend you don’t want them.
Most of us only dream of being so cool.
When your balls stick to your legs on a hot day.
When somebody else’s food in a restaurant looks better than what you ordered.